Two niggas and a white trash

I when two black people are standing next two each other callin each other niggas then a white man walks up and calls them nigga
So begins the tale of the two niggas and the white trash

man 1: what’s up nigga

Man 2: your the nigga
White trash: hey my niggas what’s up
Man 2: ...
Man 1: nigga you better start runnin
Then the two niggas and a white trash was never seen again

by Afklabdor June 13, 2019

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One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.

Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about

by JimmyLikesBones October 01, 2021

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Two Lane Way Piss

When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.

This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!

by HyperDunks November 18, 2010

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