One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.

Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about

by JimmyLikesBones October 1, 2021

Two-ee Shu-ee

To last only two minutes in bed.

Justin: Hey Cody, I heard you pulled a two-ee shu-ee last night!
Cody: Uh, well, only because, um, it was so intense...

by CigarBoner December 26, 2012

Errol a two pump chump

Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at

hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him

I would think,what a disappointment 🤫

Errol a two pump chump

By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!

by Janet21 February 8, 2023

Two odds make an even

When someone has done something bad to you and you get vengeance on them in return as a way of getting even.

Two odds make an even. She started this mess and now i'm gonna finish it.

by Killing Virgin August 27, 2017

Two fisted mouth slut

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.

Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!

by BAMF613 October 15, 2018

two hand ghyuck ghyuck

The elegance of both hands grasping the shaft while in an up and down motion, also simultaneously giving a blowjob

aye shawty you tryna give me and my boi that two hand ghyuck ghyuck or nah?

by 305juju404 August 8, 2018

Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.

We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018