Two Lane Way Piss

When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.

This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!

by HyperDunks November 21, 2010

Two niggas and a white trash

I when two black people are standing next two each other callin each other niggas then a white man walks up and calls them nigga
So begins the tale of the two niggas and the white trash

man 1: what’s up nigga

Man 2: your the nigga
White trash: hey my niggas what’s up
Man 2: ...
Man 1: nigga you better start runnin
Then the two niggas and a white trash was never seen again

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019

Two fingers, add the tit.

Two fingers, add the tit is a double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like Two fingers, add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 27, 2022

two hand ghyuck ghyuck

The elegance of both hands grasping the shaft while in an up and down motion, also simultaneously giving a blowjob

aye shawty you tryna give me and my boi that two hand ghyuck ghyuck or nah?

by 305juju404 August 8, 2018

thumb-under, two-seamer

When you jam your thumb up a ladies poop hole then split her vaginal lips with your index and middle fingers and throw her to the bed.

Okay Rocco after take her ass to pound town get, her in a thumb-under, two-seamer and toss her to the bed.

by Okay Rocco January 9, 2014

Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.

We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023