One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.

Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about

by JimmyLikesBones October 01, 2021

Two Lane Way Piss

When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.

This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!

by HyperDunks November 18, 2010

Car Two Pearl Blue

Pearl Blue is the color placed onto VanSickle's property especially car two it was created by house of color with a heavy pearl.

Van Hinkle will continually say these magic words if cued.

Car two pearl blue house of color heavy pearl.

by 300Mag83 April 01, 2018

two mints and a tic tac

a person with an abnormally small penis

"Hey Ethan, you have two mints and a tic tac."

by LilBarnacle855 April 05, 2018

Two Knobs of Goat Shit

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem

"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"

by SteakSammich January 06, 2021

International Two-Face Day

A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.

Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today?
Person 2: No
Person 1: International Two-Face Day!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!

by edgyswaglord69 October 04, 2019

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 08, 2023