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Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.
Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!
by BEV April 20, 2017
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FLYING DONKEY

A special, rare species that Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone about to explain an idea
"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess a FLYING DONKEY neh...
by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021
mugGet the FLYING DONKEYmug.

Donkey

Any "surfer" who has entered the ocean displaying the worst surfing etiquette ever seen to man. Most donkeys are clueless, but some donkeys with big mouths usually get "cracked"! Most donkeys are born stiff and usually don't progress. A true donkey can't surf or be safe in the ocean, understand respect or ethics and most of all KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ... when being clueless !!
Dude, I got burned by a donkey!
That donkey started barking at me ...
Did you know donkeys roam in packs bro ???
by purevibes February 21, 2011
mugGet the Donkeymug.

Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
by Demkitties February 6, 2019
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Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.
1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?
by Cruned July 12, 2023
mugGet the Schizophrenic Donkey-Honkmug.

Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
by pctv guy October 9, 2018
mugGet the Big donkey spankmug.

Donkey-bad

Refers to someone that is extremely bad at a task or a game and should quit.
You're Donkey-bad.
by Limiteb January 28, 2024
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