My Cookie Dough

The place to go when you're craving something sweet... MCD is an epic dessert company who create mouth-watering freshly baked cookie doughs with soft and gooey consistency that makes the tastebuds squeal in delight.

I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...

by CSKM November 23, 2021

Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020

Cookie

A cookie would constantly guilt-trip you, and make you seem like the bad guy. They act cute and sweet but they’re the seed of evil, never trust a cookie they will take over your life like a parasite.

Some cookies are very cute though, beware this is nothing but a diversion of the messed up shit they’ll do. They are very sensitive too, so do not show them this definition

“They always make me feel bad they’re such a Cookie”

by Xavygravy March 17, 2022

Chattanooga Sugar cookie

Chattanooga Sugar cookie Is when there is a threesome and one member of said threesome is from Chattanooga Tennessee the mail ejaculate semen into the rectum of one female then said female extracts ejaculation onto a cookie and the other female consumes cookie

Her favorite movies of Chattanooga sugar cookie

by This is Complete bullshit March 23, 2023

Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.

1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"

by BittyCorn February 20, 2017

No Cookie March

No Cookie March, or shorten it as NCM You cant eat cookie on march until end of march, This mean you cannot see cookie, No eating cookie for whole march, Everyone wont eat cookie, this is challenge to show Cookie's Pain for whole march

Noah: hey did you fail no cookie march
Felix: Yes
Noah: What a idiot, never eat cookie again.

by Parasouth December 3, 2021