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Post-coital surprise

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
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Post Mug-syndrome

come from knowing you could’ve got your class mug in October but waited to the spring now everyone’s got one and you don’t and your crying and alone
person 1: bro didn’t you hear about Austin
person 2: no what happen
person 1: he got post mug-syndrome and he’s been crying all night and threatening to commit suicide
by bigbrrrr420 September 27, 2021
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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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Post Frequency Cooldown

its called a slowmode you canned fucking food, god
Caou: oh, there's a post frequency cooldown
by GlowBlock64 August 10, 2024
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Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg
Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression
by CumCorpse April 14, 2025
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