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Remember in the movie City Slickers when our favorite cowboy is about to find out the meaning of life but then the one with the knowledge to pass on about what the "one thing is" keels over first? That's how finding the One is. You die before you find out who it is. Or die trying! Or try not to die?
Is the One an actual thing? Are there multiple ones? Is there one for now and one for later?
The One by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019
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The Onion Volcano 

The best part of hibachi when the chef makes a small stack of raw onion rings, puts vegetable oil in it, and lights it on fire whilst it expels steam and flames, like a volcano. (Hence the name).
Them: how was the hibachi dinner last night?
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!
The Onion Volcano by Bandgeek2003 December 26, 2019

the old para 

the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para
john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?

philip: nah that’s impossible
the old para by lizzie420 January 22, 2020

The Ono Effect 

you can be nice and friendly all you want. theres always going to be some to whom you are the asian bitch that stole one of ours. whether vocab slurs like "asian bitch", "steal" or "ours" are wrong and hurtful or not.
Samira did not see it coming. The Ono Effect had her caught in hostile categories she was aware of but did not believe in. Unfair. 💧
The Ono Effect by Krkič March 16, 2020

The oyster 

When you cum into a girls ear and have you or someone else suck it out like a oyster shot
Me and these two girls last night did the oyster?
The oyster by SloppyPuss April 18, 2020

The ol mike 1,2 

Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.
Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.
The ol mike 1,2 by cpt316 May 9, 2020

the ol' Italian Switcheroofie 

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war
-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.