ur mom

hi

haha ur mom

by urpseodonym October 3, 2021

ur girl sends .

they are breaking up with you because you fucked up

ur girl sends .

guy wth

by bhad.bby.89 December 29, 2020

Ur mom

ur mom is a roast. When a stupid weakling says “hey guys? What is the math homework today”and you say you have to solve a problem about a fat person also known as YOUR MOM. The weakling will cry saying “don’t say that to my mommy” and he runs. You have passed life

Wow I a, such an amazing ur mom

by Hi peps November 20, 2019

ill knock ur windies in

I will break your windows down usually because someone is talking shit

'cub if you don't stop slobbering ill knock ur windies in'

by bronaghmooney December 7, 2019

ur ancestors incest

The immortal insult, it is like ur family tree lgbt squared, all other insults are disregarded and sent to the shadow realm.

Bill- "Hey bob ur mom gay lol"
Bob- "ur dad lesbian"
Bill- "ur family tree lgbt"
Bob- "ur ancestors incest"
Bill- *kermits suicide*

by Hoxtonbutlitter June 10, 2018

Ur Mom

Joking Hazard

Me : What game are you playing?

Brother : Ur Mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

ur mom

mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4

ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth

by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022