Max $antos

AKA Watamane
A mf who makes good ass music but is hella slept on

"Yo bro you heard that new Max $antos"
"Hell yeah shit slaps"

by Max $antos September 10, 2021

Max

A very smart and brainy boy, Will always get top marks in any test

Youre such a max

by Mr Unknown888 December 22, 2020

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022

max

a sopping wet rag of a man. like a soaked kitten. probably fatherless. likes emo rock music and exclusively wears black hoodie. mentally ill disposition

sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline

"hey shmax" "hey jermy"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

Max

he is a nonce who swipes 13 year olds

me :have you seen our friend? he is a bit of a max.
friend: ye he is a right max.

by MrBigW January 7, 2019

Max Snowden

The name of a person who has extremely terrible takes on sports.

That is a Max Snowden level take right there.

by LJ8_LOL June 16, 2022

Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.

That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.

by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018