Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.
Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.
Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.
Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.
by Alyson Clair September 13, 2008
by jeffbo April 29, 2009
Heavy metal music that is considered religious because of the meaning of the lyrics. Usually awesome when played live.
Guy: Hey have you ever heard of Dear Creator?
Girl: Heck yeah! I love that double pedal Jesus metal!
Girl: Heck yeah! I love that double pedal Jesus metal!
by Moe-Rawr April 14, 2010
1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.
2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."
3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.
2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."
3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"
by tim3253265 July 12, 2006
Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".
by Jolly Judd January 30, 2009
A bunch of nazi wrestling hackers who are for Jesus. Or a bunch of hackers for Jesus who wrestle nazis. Or something.
by Kaptian Kürbis February 18, 2004
slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.
Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"
Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"
Origin: Bored people with no life
Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"
Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"
Origin: Bored people with no life
by John Gibby January 08, 2005