Ghost Stream

When you can't feel your dick, and you piss yourself

Dude 1: My stream hasn't stopped
Dude 2: It's a ghost stream

by dingus47 June 28, 2018

human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.

Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)

by melnusghost October 3, 2025

Ghost Flush

This is the art of flushing ones toilet as soon as boo boo hits the water.This is done so that the person coming into the restroom won't know you stunk up the place.By flushing as Soon as the turds hit the water you smell no lingering funk,it's like you didn't go to the restroom.Hence the term Ghost Flush..

Josh this is work man,nobody wants to smell your insides.Ghost flush next time.

by Mybowelsarebetternow November 29, 2018

ghost fart

a ghost fart is when suddenly smelling a fart but you don't know who it's from or there's no one in the roomw ith you and you're 100% sure it is not you

person 1:''Do you smell that?'' person 2: ''No..?'' person 1: ''Did you just fart?'' person 2: ''Of course not, I can't even smell it. Where does it come from?'' person 1: ''From the front of the class but the class is totally empty, we're the only ones here.'' person 2: ''I'm afraid we just experienced a ghost fart.''

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

Ghosting

to ignore the calls of someone for a long period of time.

"dude Mellissa keeps fucking ghosting me"

by hthfgtyjdtykdg June 25, 2021

Ghost Bustin'

The act of masturbating to images or videos of deceased people and reaching orgasm.

I was watching an old black and white film with marilyn Monroe and decided to do some Ghost Bustin' because she was very sexy.

by UpBeat He-Man January 5, 2024

Ghost Turds

Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'

1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.

2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"

by VampireTate May 13, 2019