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A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"
by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016
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David Graham

David Graham owns a bank and has a huge nose
by David "The Jew" Graham July 3, 2025
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David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
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David

sexy yeah boiiiiiiiiiii
~~YES DADDY DAVID OH MAH GAHHH DO IT FASTER!!!~~~
by Bomeo October 5, 2022
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David's Curl

a David's Curl is a thin or thick curled strand of hair lying on the face or forehead.
Cassidy: I like that curly little hair strand on your face.
David: Thanks. I like your pigtails
Cassidy: Thanks, btw lets call that curly hair strand a David's Curl.
David: Sure.
by Gorillidus October 21, 2024
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David Dobrik apology videos

David Dobrik apology videos are videos nobody cares about >:(
He's making me watch David Dobrik apology videos! You guys, no one cares about Youtube apology videos especially David Dobrik's! - Edward Centeno
by lxuren May 18, 2021
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On David

the term everyone yells at school for no apparent reason other than the fact that a random freshman is named david.
On David!!!
by giandola December 5, 2018
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