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Swamp donkey cats 

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men
These swamp donkey cats looking like Christie
Swamp donkey cats by #bigglo June 27, 2025

Goat Donkey

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.
Goat Donkey by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025

Spark Donkey 

A robot capable of doing chores.
my spark donkey mows the lawn now that he’s got full-self-driving
Spark Donkey by jackcousteau August 8, 2025

Maple Donkey 

Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey
Maple Donkey by Solinvictus August 27, 2025

Whomp Donkey

A "Swamp Donkey" weighing over 500lbs, a pox marked face, and a type of smelly smell that smells smelly that you can smell as soon as she enters the room you are in.
"Daaaaamn that whomp donkey stinks!!!"
Whomp Donkey by anonymous October 13, 2025

Ice Donkey

Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.

2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
Ice Donkey by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025