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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
mugGet the donkey blastedmug.

Stoopid donkey

A stoopid donkey is someone who eats after birth and try's to hack all games.
Oh it's a stoopid donkey they're so bad at games
by Ethan is idiot September 11, 2020
mugGet the Stoopid donkeymug.

Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
mugGet the Donkey Biscuitmug.

Succulent Donkey

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"
Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey
by chortles? June 7, 2018
mugGet the Succulent Donkeymug.

the mad donkey

when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he's about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to 'BUCKAROO' and creates great orgasms all round.
Hey Brad, I nailed that chick from the bar last night. We had some amazing sex, I managed to slip in the mad donkey. I don't think she was expecting that.
by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017
mugGet the the mad donkeymug.

Swamp Donkey

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".
by Simox August 5, 2011
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.
printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”
by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023
mugGet the Donkey wonkmug.

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