Elijah and Ximena

Elijah - can also be known as Eli, Elias.

Ximena - can also be known as Mena, mega.

Both can be stubborn as Hell. A Ximena in a relationship can be very shy at first and a dick to her bf. A Ximena is a very kind hearted soul and is loved by everyone. A Ximena is funny, smart, talkative if she’s comfortable and beautiful like a Goddess. A elijah in a relationship can be very bold, brave, confident, aggressive unlike his spouse. When a elijah really likes a girl he will be patient and understanding until she is ready. A elijah is the glue to the relationship and to all other relationships in his personal life. Elijah is very smart, funny, intelligent, wise and old soul.

Ximena and Elijah are soulmates and a powerful couple when comfortable and in love with one another. There’s nothing like them. When paired they reflect a God and Goddess they beat everyone in their path.

Elijah and Ximena are super cool people!

by Insanexe February 26, 2022

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Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

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Social Weird-xie

Social Weird-xie (Weird-xie for short) is a type of anxiety, You feel like your acting too weird or odd around people which makes you shut up immediately and just stand there awkwardly.

I have social weird-xie.
Poor you, How was the dance last night then?
I was dancing for a long time until i looked around and everyone was silent, So i felt kinda bad.
Oh cmere. *Hugs*

by vvrainee March 26, 2023

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Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.

by Heat death fire cannon November 14, 2023

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Undead Chronic XIV

A notorious grifter selling a misogynistic fantasy universe under a fraudulent claim of being a biologist; If challenged, his first response is to turn to his followers, The Shitribe, then if that is ineffective will turn unironically to a woman to fight his battles for him

"Undead Chronic XIV told me all I need to do to get a woman was to slap her around the right way.'"
"And how did that work out for you?"

by Mandatory Carry May 5, 2024

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