Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.

Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019

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Mutant Toe

Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot

'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
'...it absolutly reeks pal, its kicking out a right pong!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

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Camel-toe

The effect of when a person with a vagina is wearing tight enough lower body clothing (especially with exercise shorts/pants and leggings) that it slips into their genitals, or onto/past the "lips" of the female genitalia. This causes their genitals to be more easy to see, as it completely outlines it.

*At the gym*
"Hey, do you see that girl over there? I think those pants are giving her camel-toe. Should I tell her?"

by Amias O. September 8, 2023

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