Two odds make an even

When someone has done something bad to you and you get vengeance on them in return as a way of getting even.

Two odds make an even. She started this mess and now i'm gonna finish it.

by Killing Virgin August 27, 2017

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

Two niggas and a white trash

I when two black people are standing next two each other callin each other niggas then a white man walks up and calls them nigga
So begins the tale of the two niggas and the white trash

man 1: what’s up nigga

Man 2: your the nigga
White trash: hey my niggas what’s up
Man 2: ...
Man 1: nigga you better start runnin
Then the two niggas and a white trash was never seen again

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019

Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick

Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.

by Joetren December 14, 2019

Two omars facing eachother

Two omars facing eachother basicly means two retards facing eachother.

It happens When omar look into a mirror to see what color it is💀then he Discovers another person (himself)

Then he tries to talk with him which resolve to an endless stupid line of thoughts

In five words it means

Source of infinite amount stupidity

Something in the bathroom : Maaehhh
Ismail: is that a goat???
Simon: might be ??
Morgan Freeman: no..In fact what is occurring in the bathroom is the rare Occasion of Two omars facing eachother

by Lucky licks kicks April 1, 2022

Two second butta nutta

1. One who can not last during any type of sexual activity.

1. Omg Tim! Why are you a two second butta nutta? I was not even getting started!

by I-hop650 May 31, 2011

Two fingers add the tit

Double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like two fingers add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 30, 2022