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Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023
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Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
by Bong Juice May 15, 2023
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nathaniel posts streaks

he sends people streaks and posts it on his snapchat story
nathaniel posts streaks on his story because hes retarded
by fatty90skid October 20, 2019
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post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable
"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019
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Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019
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Anchovy Posting

Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is
"Why were you Anchovy Posting in #shitposting"
by anonymous November 30, 2020
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Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you
Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge
by anonymous November 2, 2021
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