muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred

hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight

by slydog24 June 22, 2016

Puff muffin

A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.

Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?

by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018

Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014

muffin

Muffin is a replace for fuck, but way worse. Don't every say muffin out of context or it will get you in trouble.

"Give me all of your money" Robber said to me
"What the muffin!" I replied

by coochiewomen February 18, 2021

Humple Muffin

Humple Muffin is the best muffin you could ever find, its a good way to start your day. you can go buy Humple Muffins at Walmart, Drugmart, K-mart, and Circle K From my personal experience they are the best way to go if you want to start you day with a great boost of high energy.

A Humple Muffin

by megan the millionare September 26, 2011

bustin a muffin

When a person eats too much food and has a bloated stomach. Refers to a muffin top.

Kim: Khloe, you ate so much yesterday night

Khloe: Yea girl, i'm bustin a muffin

by Jermaine Dupree February 10, 2013

Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024