proximity effect

When you ask for help with your malfunctioning software, it will mysteriously start working only when the person you asked gets within 5 feet of the computer.

I tried printing this godamn pdf for over an hour. But only after IT came into my cube did it start working. Of course IT thought it was an I.D.10.T error, but it was proximity effect making me look gaytarded.

by generator x November 17, 2011

The CMM Effect

The CMM Effect is an effect which is transmitted online over the chat client gtalk . It is initiated with MS coming online which is followed by a number of her lovers popping online from their various previous states (Busy, Offline, Idle etc.). It displays the lightning speed of transfer of information, joblessness and reeks of desperation.

Whenever MS comes online, the CMM Effect takes place.

by Whycantifindagoodpseudonym September 24, 2011

Angel Effect

constant joke dick riding to the point it's super annoying.

I know its a joke but you just have that Angel Effect

by TheDevster April 6, 2023

Dopeler Effect

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

The Dopeler Effect was common during the Trump Administration.

by Cosiva December 10, 2022

Orenji Effect

Orenji Effect: When everyone tries (Or attempts) to be smarter than Orenji by following things he does 🤓🛸👽☄️

“Everybody is changing there profile picture to colors, that must be the Orenji Effect”

by Orenjii March 4, 2020

Soli Effect

when a guy joins your guild and is toxic enough to slowly disband it even tho he didn't actually contribute or did anything, he was just there.

oh guys looks like we got a soli in our guild
Gm, can you please gkick that guy? he's causing the soli effect.

by solidair June 7, 2020

Lewcatch Effect

A psychological phenomenon where a word, place or name is pronounced incorrectly by a lot of people. The Lewcatch Effect is to mispronunciations as the Mandela Effect is to false memories, oral discrepancies and spelling errors. Named after Hungarian Marxist philosopher György Lukács, whose surname’s pronunciation is a matter of dispute. He pronounced his last name “LEW-cotch”, while others make the argument that his last name was actually pronounced “LEW-catch.”

Other examples include:
• Dr. Suess = “Soice”, not “Soose”
• Tone Loc = “Tone Loke”, not “Tony Lock”
• Martin Scorsese = “Scor-SEZ-ee”, not “Scor-SAY-zee”
• Gyro = “YUR-row”, not “JYE-row”
• Açaí = “AH-sigh-EE”, not “ah-KAI”

“I’m going to Peter’s Mediterranean Shack, do you want anything from there?” - Hugh

“Yes, I’ll have two chicken jye-rows.” - Nikki

“Nikki, it’s pronounced YUR-rows. You’re not the first person to butcher that pronunciation. In fact there’s a word for people who have picked up the habit of incorrectly pronouncing words. It’s called the Lewcatch Effect.” - Hugh

“Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll have two chicken YUR-rows! Thanks for correcting me, Hugh!” - Nikki

by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020