Any non-penetrative sex act involving all three of the following components: hygienic, moral, and ritual uncleanness. In conclusion, dirty humping.
Mario: "Hey, I heard you dryhumped a defrocked priest last night without bathing after promising me you wouldn't."
Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."
Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."
by waterlily October 3, 2011
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I kinda want a Dirty Markell in me right now
Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence
Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence
by Jur Retarded May 2, 2020
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by Airith April 2, 2022
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boy2: haha you're moms gonna give you dirty lickens!
girl1: haha you got dirty lickens last night from that big girl.
girl2: yeah yeah fuck you.
boy2: haha you're moms gonna give you dirty lickens!
girl1: haha you got dirty lickens last night from that big girl.
girl2: yeah yeah fuck you.
by ChaCha92 May 17, 2009
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by Curtain pole June 6, 2020
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The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.
Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.
Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.
Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.
by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014
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bro i j pulled a dirty hayden yesterday in the church basement and got suspended for it… worth the $50
by easterbussy April 27, 2022
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