snake owned

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.

you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.

by allahiah January 22, 2007

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my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH January 07, 2016

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Hands like a snake

Describes a individual who cannot catch.

Matt: go long!
Matt: *throws football*
Zach: *drops football*
Matt: “damn man, you got hands like a snake”

by Bigcur October 05, 2021

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Duplicitous snake

People who pretend they love you; badmouth you to those close to you behind your back; ruin your life whilst apologising for doing so; keep saying they want to break up but refusing to leave when you try to get them to. Synonyms: Bjorn Peter Alan; Russell

Do not be a duplicitous snake to her!

by Opsq November 02, 2023

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