Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Tritrib Sandwich

Similar to that of a TribTrain, it is when a man involved in a Female - Female - Male threesome he will place on female on top the other to engage in tribbing/Scissoring as he is masturbating he will perform cunnilingus on the two female as they are engaged in sex, he will place his tongue either in between their vaginas or take turns licking both of the girls assholes thus he Is providing Analingus. It is considered “placing the meat” when he decides to penetrate either of the girls with his penis, and it at ejaculation it is called “saucing the sandwich”. If either or both the females ejaculate or squirt, it considered a “wet tritrib”.

Corey: you had 3way last night with Brenda & Kelly?
Fernando: Yeah it had me busting all over the place I got to try my first tritrib sandwich last night had my tongue slipping in all their pussies and asses. It was wet one

by halfbakedboy April 30, 2025

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

North American Sandwich

When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.

"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."

by kanyeadian February 27, 2024

Bologna Sandwich

A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”

Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”

by Michelle_Obama June 23, 2018

Sandwich

A sandwich is something in your butthole that you need to shove your longest finger to reach.

Me"That sandwich is annoying"
Other"shove your longest finger up there"

by KingdomMeeph November 14, 2017