Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

MC Lit Sandwich

A step up from using the phrase "Lit".

Man 1:"Hey bro you hungry?"
Man 2:"Yea man let's get sonic."
Man 1:"Alright. I'll buy."
Man 2:"MC Lit Sandwich bro"

by NoMomoNo August 23, 2017

sandwich

sandwich out she is! flavor of day for her! its mike

she sandwich out!,. < vaginal>

by roofie bitches June 21, 2024

Krusty krab sandwich

When a girl’s yeast infection is so out of hand, it has caused a creamy, crusted over vagina, and the only way through it is to put it between two slices of bread and eat it.

I could tell by the smell coming from her underwear I’d be having a “Krusty Krab Sandwich” for dinner

by MrKrustyKrabSandwich November 25, 2021

Sandwich-reading

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.

Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.

I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Fishstick sandwich burrito

A gross concoction consisting fish sticks, bread, mustard, pickles, nacho cheese, and fruit roll ups.

"When you want to throw up for no reason, think of a fishstick sandwich burrito

by Cod90Gamer February 25, 2015