Power to Wisdom Ratio

A play on the engineering term power to weight ratio, referring to the amount of power produced by a vehicle (usually an automobile or airplane) respective to the wisdom, and experience of its operator.

“The Beechcraft Bonanza suffered an elevated initial accident rate due to a high power to wisdom ratio.”

by Mkwas May 11, 2023

Power Pickle

aka "Powers" or Powerpickle. Dick. Hog. Sausagebong. Meat Puppet. Cock.

I'm going to hang out with that broad tomorrow night; she really wants my power pickle. I'm not going to lie -- I've been looking forward to showing her my powers.

by jagpipe willy February 4, 2023

Tower Power Hour

Tower Power Hour is what parents do instead of caring for their kids. A collection of sex jokes and violence, Tower Power Hour is where degenerate fathers go to make Holocaust, 9/11, and Racist Jokes. SAD!

Reed Russell: "Where did dad go?"
Clint Coverdale: "He went to Tower Power Hour."

by Ofer Nave August 24, 2022

Power

Definition of my girlfriend (luv u)

Tedi is power

by Kuskata March 4, 2022

power snacking

The act of eating heavily out of your fridge in 3 minutes. Usually brought on by cravings

Person 1: Hey man why is your fridge empty?
Person 2: Oh I was power snacking last night.

by Deku Scrub March 2, 2016

Crust power

A powerful term only god like creatures can use with the power of crust

DONT MAKE ME END YOU WITH MY CRUST POWERS

by CRUST_IS_GOD_FOOD April 17, 2022

Power Cuddle

A faster-than-usual cuddle session with your partner, normally over or shortly after lunch time, to overcome the afternoon-tiredness and motivate yourself for the rest of the day.

Important: do not forget to set a timer, so that you won't get carried away and eventually lose your job because you are making 3 hour work breaks. Beware of the snooze button!

The time limit leads to faster movements, faster losing of clothes and no unnecessary wait times in between. Note: Power Cuddling does not include sex.

girl: I feel so unmotivated to work after this lunch
boy: me too, do you have time for a short Power Cuddle?
girl: yeah! but let's set a timer, I have a meeting later.
boy: sure...

by funny_person March 2, 2023