Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome

When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.

People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.

by GeosWorld April 23, 2023

lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

Brain dart

The stem of a homemade australian bong. The purpose of which is to rapidly rip the cone into the users brain.

“Wow maschy whats that?!“

“A brain dart mate”

by 57352 April 20, 2020

brain pain

correct and far superior word for "headache"

"I don't know, I'm having such a headache today" - "Headache???? What's a headache???? Don't you mean brain pain?!!!"

by itsbrainpainbitch April 2, 2022

Dead Brain

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

by Everyone Us September 4, 2018

Brain-box

This refers to a person's head, usually in a crude or uncomplimentary way.

"Go soak your brain-box", is a common phrase for cooling off or calming down, and "He banged his addled brain-box on it" means a berk finally figured something obvious out.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Brain Dead

A term to describe spoiled kids. Most of the time they are named Alex

Bro Alex is so fucking brain dead, his grades are because his parents scream at the school.

by ExistSome February 7, 2021