Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011

Ballet muffin

The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.

“Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person

by Evie dett June 8, 2018

Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.

Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!

by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023

muffin

muffin is the greatest person you will ever meet,kind funny and friendly. the best friend you will ever have and will keep you safe

muffin is great i want to be their best friend!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023

steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.

“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”

by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014