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Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.
I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself
by Camiblancc April 24, 2021
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ghosting bitch

Somebody who has ghosted you more then one time without reason
"dude stacy is such a ghosting bitch, this is the 2nd time this year"
"yeah fuck her dude shes nothing but a Alabama hot pocket"
by i-was-bored December 13, 2021
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Ghost rider

Someone who sleeps with you and immediately disappears into the night.
Girl #1 - “Damn he didn’t ghost you did he?!”
Girl #2 - “Worse... he was a ghost rider...”
by thebronchwhisperer March 30, 2022
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Ghost Dicking

The act of mentally twisting af persons mind, aka fucking it
"I totally ghost dicking that girl bro"
by Ghostmind5 May 31, 2019
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"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.
I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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Shrouded Ghost

The Shrouded Ghost does not exist. Anyone who has claimed to see it is a paid actor
by Aubergine Dave July 26, 2021
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Roast n' Ghost

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.
Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.
by justaodthings April 10, 2025
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