Ghetto Gonzalo

Ghetto Gonzalo is a person who is really ghetto,big and mean to his amazing friend nicole

Omg Ghetto Gonzalo is being mean and he looks so big. and look he is being ghetto to shelby

by cashlic September 22, 2021

Ghetto Doting

When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.

Yea, Ill prob just ghetto doting my stuff w/ tascam 414 and my tape deck.

by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017

Ghetto Steed

A bicycle.

"Had to get here on my fucking, ghetto steed."

by derangedcatboye December 10, 2023

Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.

I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall

by RATTnroll September 25, 2024

Ghetto Blaster

A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M

“it’s something we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.

by Cdn_Stoner_420_247 September 26, 2019

Ghetto Diamond

A black girls asshole.

Rihanna's ghetto diamond is in the light.

by Dr. Janky August 7, 2014

Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.

“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”

by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021