Rooster Fuck

A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.

Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"

by One with the answer 69 November 28, 2011

Fuck and Flee

When you flee from the scene after the woman you just had sex with goes to "clean up".

"Yo, dog, you shoulda SEEN this bitch I had last night! But she was mad crazy, yo. I had to fuck and flee!"

by IchBinStig December 1, 2011

Fuck that and a half

When a simple "Fuck that" isn't enough.

Anna: Do you want to come with me to my little sister's ballet recital?

James: Fuck that and a half.

by JackstickX August 13, 2011

fucking sigh

When something so fucked up happens, you just don't even fucking care anymore.

*Chuck wins a lotto ticket for $50,000,000.00, then the ticket gets blown away by the wind*

Chuck: FUCKING SIGH

by NarooN December 8, 2011

fuck regret

A person you regret fucking.

Camila:

Hey, Josefine... so is Nigel a fuck regret?

Josefine:

No... He knows the little man in the canoe very well. He's a definite re-fuck.

by Nigel Cuntingham October 30, 2011

Fucker Fuck

1. An expression of discontent when not direct toward anyone.

2. To call some annoying asshole.

3. When someone screws you over, by having sex with your girlfriend while your mother watches and then joins. If he only has sex with your mother he will be fettered to as a, 'motherfucker'. Regardless if your girlfriend watches the sex.

4. When saying goodbye to someone you are upset with.

1. After slamming your finger in the door, "Fucker FUCK that hurt."

2. After someone slams your finger in the door, "What the Hell you Fucker Fuck!"

3. After someone slams your girlfriend and mother from the back at the same time: "You had sex with my girlfriend and my mother you Fucker Fuck!"

4. "Have a nice day Fucker Fuck"

by FuckerFuck4Life September 1, 2011

Fuck Pump

A slang word for penis.

I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.

by FatherMurder January 2, 2023