North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 18, 2020

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan that did not get their vegetables this morning.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020

Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit

this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .

by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021

Scandinavian pile driver

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.

That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver

by chestrrrr March 18, 2021

I’ll Drive

To make a death pact with your Bestie and one day brutally murder them with your vehicle.

“I’ll drive”

“I’ll drive and Brutally kill you with my vehicle.”

“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive”

“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”

by BlackWombat08 May 3, 2021

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021