American cheese

Something that seems to be cheese, but in reality, its just plastic

American cheese is gross, its not even real cheese!

by Morpheas7819 January 6, 2023

Cheese slime

The shit you pick off your dick when you're bored and want a quick snack

"Hey bro, can I have a bit of your cheese slime? I'm feeling rather peckish."
"G E T I N T H E F O R E V E R B O X"

by taintsniffingticklebandit August 10, 2023

Squeezin the cheese

You know when you really gotta use the bathroom but you don’t have a bathroom to go anywhere close so you just gotta hold it in? Yeah that’s squeezin the cheese. The actual act of holding in your bowel movement cause you have no other options

“Hey Tony… man… I have to blow a tube so bad but there is no where to go! I’m really squeezin the cheese right now!!! Help me out!”

by Mr. Yeast September 3, 2023

cheese nugget

cheese nugget, a nugget of cheese which makes you explosively shart in your grandma's toilet. beware of a cheese nuggets because only people of color can eat them.

Joshua - "is that is cheese nugget?"

Jamal _ "dude only black people can eat that racist."

by BABYCORPSES September 20, 2023

Cheese god

Also known as cheddar_cheessee will give you cheese if they like you

We all bow for the cheese god

Cheese for the cheese god

Person: oh holy cheese god I give cheese to you my friend
Cheddar: thank you my affementen fellow for your kind offer if you ever need cheese call out for me

by Nameless kid November 22, 2021

Salmon cheese

When you cum in her mouth and she squirts it out her eye

She let me salmon cheese her

by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019

Dildo cheese

Cheese in a dildo

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?

by Penisfucker69 December 3, 2020