Calf Explosion

When youre about to bust but you feel your calfs tighten from stretching out your legs so you need to choose between stopping and ruining your nut or busting but feeling immense pain

I’m not ruining a good nut just because of a calf explosion. I nut quicker and deal with the pain after

by Sp33D King December 6, 2025

Calib

If your Name Starts with a B or an M your sexually attracted to Calib's.

Michael wanted to sex the handsome calib

by MichaelMan December 13, 2025

ass-caliber

The magnitude or severity to which one person acts like an ass.

Nicole: My co-worker sux; she's such a bitch.
Dave: I know what it's like to work with someone of that ass-caliber! My boss is probably a 90.

by Dave53213 April 6, 2006

baby calfed

Being so calfed (look up) you pass out in the fetal position.

Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.

by Biggity Big Pun June 29, 2007

Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011

Deportivo Cali

Worst team in Colombian football history. the only have won the tournament 9 times what da fuck man. not like America which are a fucking calidad

Deportivo Cali is shit, man/mate

by divertido casi January 26, 2017

Disco Calf

A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.

Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf

by Urbocks August 12, 2019