by Alan4567 May 2, 2024
Get the Dirty Beermug. To date someone for the soul purpose of obtaining beer/alcohol from their legal abilities. Like gold-digging... but for beer.
by ragers September 5, 2014
Get the beer-diggingmug. If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
by thisisdemoralizing37 February 26, 2023
Get the Beer shitmug. A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.
Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.
Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.
Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?
Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!
Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?
Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.
Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!
Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?
Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.
Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
by Jorpra October 19, 2016
Get the Gangster Beermug. by Lil Baddi July 16, 2022
Get the beer minimummug. The beer you drink that takes you from tipsy to wilin'. Depending on your tolerance, it could beer number 4 through 8.
I told myself I wouldn't make out with Olivia last night, but I had my tipping beer at like 11 and well you know the rest.
After Mitch has his tipping beer his voice goes up at least 10 decibels.
After Mitch has his tipping beer his voice goes up at least 10 decibels.
by fambamerton November 14, 2017
Get the tipping beermug. A manly outdoor game that requires beer, empty beer bottles, frisbees, beer, and two lengths of rope.
by dobber519 January 11, 2011
Get the Beer bombersmug.