Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 31, 2020
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Rabid Apple

"Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."

"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."

"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
by Ricdiculus January 02, 2012
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Impostor Apple

Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.
by a dude with internet August 31, 2021
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fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass
by Dickball May 13, 2015
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American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
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American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
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saucy apples

Alasters Personal dildo
Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day
by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS August 15, 2015
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