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Apple

A tech giant which over charges its customers and does not even produce quality products. I advise never to buy from them and to go to other companies instead. I recommend 'Samsung'.
Yeah... I never buy from Apple. I use Samsung.
by Tree3938 December 22, 2018
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Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.
A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021
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saucy apples

Alasters Personal dildo
Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day
by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS September 21, 2015
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Apple

A company that wants all your money
Apple
Tim Cook: We want all your money
by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018
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Apple

1. A (fruit) which can be (eaten) by (humans) and (animals). They do not (grow) (underwater) therefore (aquatic) (creatures) can’t (eat) it. Apples are usually (red) (green) (Purple) Sometimes used as a (ball) to play (games) when you don’t have a (real ball).

2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products
Example:
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn

Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples

2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad
by Mr C MacIntosh January 15, 2019
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Apple

Why the fuck are you searching for the definition of a fucking apple... just kill yourself
Apple
by Niglet GOD February 5, 2018
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Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
by appleganda March 16, 2025
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