Bald Dog

A bald, floppy, semi-flaccid penis. Usually the post nut, semi-chub.

She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.

I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.

My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

noob dogging

The act of trolling/ griefing players in a competitive game. Primarily used by CSGO players.

Screw this! I'm noob dogging this guy.
Orange is fricking noob dogging me!

by pierry February 3, 2022

Dog and Duck

A euphemism for going to the toilet.

"I'll be there in a minute, I just have to go and make the Dog and Duck"

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Socialize the dog

1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls

Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.

by teach187 January 11, 2008

yip dog

A small dog which frequently "yips" a high-pitched bark.

The barking from the neighborhood yip dog is driving me crazy.

by SingingLawyer May 18, 2016

Shave the Dog

The act of trimming a man's giant mount of bushy pubic hair to a more appropriate length in order to make his junk look bigger and more presentable to the ladies.

Eddie finally decided to shave the dog after his ladies kept complaining about his massive gorilla salad.

by Manscape Artist April 16, 2013

Dog-gross

1) adjective: The Greasy feeling on you hands after petting a dog for too long.

2) Noun: The greasy substance put on your hands from petting a Dog.

Oh man, my hands are all dog-gross now.

or

I have to go wash the dog-gross off my hands.

by yaypie March 17, 2010