Dog-gross 

1) adjective: The Greasy feeling on you hands after petting a dog for too long.

2) Noun: The greasy substance put on your hands from petting a Dog.

Oh man, my hands are all dog-gross now.

or

I have to go wash the dog-gross off my hands.

Dog-gross by yaypie March 17, 2010

corn dog grass

Cat tail or "corn dog grass" is that long earth tone looking dildoe that grows in the swamps.

dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.

dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.

corn dog grass by T.J. Dubz March 11, 2011