Vagina Taco

This is a multipart version of foreplay, and will only be enjoyed by people with a certain fetish.
Step 1: Spred the vagina lips far apart from one another and have your partner take a dump inside. This will act as the "shell" of the taco
Step 2: have your partner put their dick/finger in the vagina to push the shit down. This will act as the "meat" of the taco
Step 3: have your partner pee in the vagina hole and have them mix the piss and shit in the vagina with their finger or dick. This is the "cheese" of the taco.
Step 3: have your partner cum in the hole and, again mix the combination together. This will act as the sauce of the taco
Step 4: Finally, have your partner eat the "taco" until nothing is left. You can choose to have sex after this or not
Man 1: Sara let me give her a vagina taco last night! It was awesome!
Man 2: That's gross!!!
Man 1: You will never understand, you don't have the same fetishes as me
by Pussydestoyer6969 February 08, 2015
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bubble gum taco

yet another euphemism for the outer vaginal region of the female. i.e. pussy, vaj, etc.

the term comes from the color and shape of the skin around the labia, which forms into a pink taco shape.
"dude, i've been callin' pussies 'bubble gum taco' since waaaay before some cat named CJ..."
by heterodox November 05, 2005
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dog shit taco

a taco that consist of dog shit and a flour tortilla with your choice of toppings
your breath smells like you eat a dog shit taco
by Zack Harrison November 19, 2007
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TAco FEver

something you have, you spread, and your happy about! there is no set defition, only that its fun to say you have.
"hey, i woke up this morning, and i had a horrible case of TAco FEver!!!!" OR "I just gave myself a papercut, and now i have TAco FEver!!!!"
by pat whalen February 21, 2007
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sloppy taco

A sloppy taco is when you taco someones backpack, but in the midst, you lose one of their books, or forget one of their books, etc, causing them to forget them.
Dude.. Dave gave me a sloppy taco the other day I lost my spanish book.
by innov8 October 20, 2006
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Vagina Milk Taco

A crispy thin-lipped corn flour shell showered in vagina juices, usually stuffed with beef or cock, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
Mike went to that Tex-Mex restaurant and swore that he was given a Vagina Milk Taco, either that or he accidently ordered a fish taco.
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Anti-Taco Legislation

Any type of bill, resolution, statute, etc., that bans or otherwise prohibits the sale or consumption of tacos, and any meals made of tacos.
Anti-Taco Legislation is actually what the Patriot Act is all about.
by Matt The Man October 18, 2007
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