Zen farting

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.

I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022

Woodsy Fart

Extremely earthy, ripe, aromatic flatulence. Thick and pungent, it lingers and clings to the nostrils. It may be accompanied by dibbles of a waxy, oily consistency.

I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.

My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.

by Dick Onchin December 24, 2021

Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022

Couchy fart

The sound of a fart resulting from pushing the fart into the seat cushion of a couch.

That was such a couchy fart.

by Fluffnuggets March 27, 2022

Diesel Fart

It is a fart with a low but severe bounce frequency, preferably with a warmer and fuller sound than normal one.

Diesel fart makes my but cheeks bounce super crazy.

by Luwin April 7, 2022

Fart Probation

The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse

Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.

by Fartprobation April 18, 2022

lousy fart

Super noxious colonic fumes

Jimmy ripped a lousy fart & the crowd dispersed

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021