Flush the Duck

Taking a shit, then farting and flushing while still sitting on the can.

I tried to stop the smell, so I had to flush the duck...

by Radient May 28, 2018

Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers

Used to refer to someone who is known to cause many rampages.
(Note: Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers was a video game released in 2000.)

Person: Watchout! He's a Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers!

by ShampooBoots May 26, 2022

Duck walking

To waddle around like u take it up the ass a lot

Man he's is definitely the duck walking champ he takes up the whole hallway with his waddle

by Dumping loads May 30, 2015

I nutted in a duck

What you say when you nutted in a duck

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf

by Bendover559 June 10, 2022

the louisiana duck call

The act of farting into a women's vagina.

"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"

by Izzaho February 19, 2017

This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014