Socialism

It's when the government controls the economy. When it says "the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole", it means community as a whole as the state. It used to be a synonym of communism. State capitalism and state socialism is the same thing.

"CHINA ISN'T REAL SOCIALISM, IT'S STATE CAPITALISM"
"What's the difference?"

by Walden Thoreau July 14, 2022

Social taco

A discreet way to call someone a dirty slut.

Alicia: Hey, did you hear about Becky's weekend?
Jessica: Yeah, she was a real social taco.

by PhishTank August 13, 2016

Social Vandalism

A deliberate act to poignantly, and comically, "vandalize" society while skirting laws of actual vandalism.

"His social vandalism of store products with stickers, that are both offensive to some but true for all, caused an uproar in the baby department of his local store."

by LaughNowCryLater December 19, 2021

Socialism

Something that everybody thinks is communism

Some old uncle: China is communist
The leftist niece: Uncle, there’s never been a communist country, the closest we’ve gotten is socialism. And China is very capitalist

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023

Social Execution

The act of executing or killing one's social life by the executioner embarrassing, showing dominance, and even spreading lies about the person.

Daniel: Your a nerd, jack!
Jack: You're*
Daniel: NOOOOOOO
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Hey, did you hear Jack got so embarrassed he went through Social execution?

by TheConditional September 22, 2023

Social anxiety

The mental equivalent of HIV, only because it leads to chronic loneliness, which is the mental equivalent of AIDS.

Around 12.1% of Americans have social anxiety. It might sound like a lot, or too little, but it implies 12 in 100 people have social anxiety, whilst the 88 can enjoy going on dates, losing their virginity and experiencing feelings of social highness.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024