Sheep fucker

A guy that would fuck anything.

You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.

Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?

Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.

Farmer- Why are your pants over there?

Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.

Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!

Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

Fag Fucker

Being a guy who likes having sex with gay men in the ass.
What the Fuck.

Hey you fag fuckers, what are you doing in that bed- OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!

by John Dick and Balls September 12, 2023

damn fucker over there

Joseph

You damn fucker over there

by Damn fucker over here February 27, 2017

Trisket fucker

A douchey little fuck that will screw over his homies and likes to stick his dick in a assortment of baked goods high in fiber.

There goes Leshawn. You hear he dipped on his own brother for a ride to fuck some banana nut muffins. He's such a trisket fucker! They mom was pissed, banana nut for real!!

by Pigknucks April 11, 2021

Fuckered

Being to drunk and tired at the same time

Did you see how fuckered Margret was last night

by probably drunk June 30, 2019

Caps Lock FUcker

The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.

Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME

Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE

by DefNotBruh April 25, 2024

Scallop-fucker

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.

Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers

by SaltyTomato1 November 29, 2023