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Friend poach

The art of stealing ones friends to chat it up with them.
(e.g. taking a friends hottie and trying to make said hottie your own friend ;-)
Hey Stephen I noticed a hot red head on your myspace. It's time to friend poach and make her mine too. hehehe
by John McStephenson May 7, 2008
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Friend Wall

When you run out of people to find on facebook or other social media. Most likely you will find out this by trying to get more friends than a particular person by which you want to prove your better than them
Angry guy: Dude, im so pissed, i cant find anybody on facebook.
Guy 2: Man you hit your friend wall, and my mom has way more friends than you on facebook.
by poonmaster90 January 29, 2012
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Friends With Benefits

When two people are in the stage between friendship and a relationship- often resulting in kissing etc.

Also know as a Flirtationship
girl one- XXX and YYY are looking cosy today
girl two- oh yeah, they're friends with benefits, not long before they're together.
by iknowthesethings. April 27, 2011
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friend whore

Someone who claims friendships with people they've only met once, don't even particularly like or add friends of friends on facebook or myspace just to boost their numbers.

Also the types of people who freely throw around the word 'love' or become affectionate too early in a friendship.
"Munaf has a has like 300 friends on facebook I introduced him to Shane at the supermarket yesterday and now their facebook friends. What a pair of friend whores"
by SJ Cole April 28, 2008
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outdoor friend

Simply put. A friend that doesn't belong inside.

Criteria for an Outdoor friend:
1. Doesn't readily learn the rules of the inside. ( i.e. don't leave the swisher guts on my table.)
2. Is happier outside (or at least makes everyone else happier when they are outside)
3. Misses the toilet
4. Clogs the toilet
5. Easy to trick/tease/torment etc.
Nick: Why do i have to be outside?
Me: Because you are an outdoor friend.
by 206Lexicon July 4, 2008
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Weekly Friend

A friend where in which his/her personality is so conflictive to your own, that you can only stand to hang with or talk to once a week; someone you agreed to stay friends with after there was an issue between you two.
1. Me and James can't really hang out often. His sarcasm makes me want to kill him, but i guess I'm still his weekly friend...

2. After me and my Ex broke up we promised to be friends. Despite the fact I hate that bitch, we stay weekly friends just to keep that promise..
by Caddy Chavez October 1, 2008
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shemale friend

by WillyWonkasWilly February 11, 2017
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