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Kinda Donkey

Refers to something or someone who is Unfair, uncool, or unskilled.
Allan- "Hey can you give me directions? My survival skills are kinda Donkey."
by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021
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Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.
Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!
by Ryunoku September 28, 2024
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Donkey Shite

me
donkey shite idk what to say its just me
by donkey shite February 27, 2022
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yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.
by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017
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donkey knot

When three men tie their penises together in a counterclockwise overhand knot and proceed to shuffle back and forth until the knot is fully winched or until the first man ejaculates
My friend Carlos said he was busy and couldn’t go to the bar my best guess is he it’s currently stuck in a donkey knot with his roommates
by Junebug02 December 3, 2023
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Donkey Bubble

When a girl goes underwater and blows a bubble in your butt hole right before you fart and sucks in the fart
Jill gave me a great donkey bubble in the hot tub.
by SpaceyKevin September 15, 2022
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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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