College Food

The Cheapest Of Low Quality food That of course you eat in you're college years

Person 1: You want some Cup noodles?
Person 2: No do We Have anything else in the world other than College Food?
Person 1: No that's all we can afford Other than a coke at a store Nearby or a quarter pounder at Mcdonalds.
Person 2: Fine, Cup Noodle Will Do.

by emndrfdfdswe3jhdcxhedjffcgfjvf July 21, 2022

college technique

When you back yourself on to a suction cup dildo stuck to your college/university dorm room door hoping that no one slams your door closed or rips your door open giving you serious anal/vaginal injuries

My friend got me a dildo so I gave it the college technique

by Longerdicknigga69 December 20, 2018

college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 6, 2023

Newcastle college

A college that kicks you out without telling you after your therapist says you weren’t safe enough to go outside for a week

A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science

A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent

A college that hires the teacher that no one wants

I was told by a professional that I’m not safe enough to go outside. Only to be told that it’s all a lie by an uneducated lecturer from Newcastle college and that I’m kicked out

by gayguywithaseverecaseofanxiety May 9, 2021

Armidale Secondary College

What used to be Armidale High School but now yassified with a few million wasted taxpayer dollars. This is where 1000 vape addicted kids go to get half an education and lasting trauma, the actual smart ones just drop out and become tradies

The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol

Josh: I heard that two yr 8 girls from ASC got pregnant
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now

Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!

by HoeLife_orNoLife March 7, 2024

lakes region community college

the ball crushing factory

Friend 1: Yo did you get your balls crushed yet at lakes region community college?
Friend 2: Hell yeah! I have another appointment this week!

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 10, 2024

Wendell krinn techincal high and the college

This school is full of a bunch of fags, you have some smart people most are redneck gay fags. If you go here your surrounded by a bunch of emo's this school is the worst of all

you goto Wendell krinn techincal high and the college where all the gays are die

by tristian mosberg April 29, 2022