Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.

Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.

by whereisthefood October 21, 2017

compass-brain

A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.

Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.

by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017

Genital Brain

People who always think about sex or think with their genital.

A: He screwed up the deal by sleeping with his boss's wife.

B: Well, he was using his genital brain!

by JSLC May 27, 2017

brain in the rain

Receiving oral pleasure in an outdoor setting while it precipitates.

That whore was wild. She done gave brain in the rain to me during last night's storm. It was wicked awesome brah.

by lenny732 June 26, 2017

sprinkle brain

When your brain is as small as a sprinkle

Sarah has a sprinkle brain

by Fireman2125 November 6, 2017

boulder brain coral

Coral with shape of brain and rock

When you visit Haiti and go to sea a lot of boulder brain coral you can see

by Lithus November 5, 2017

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017