Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick

hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick

by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022

Chris

Chris is a very attractive person. His brown eyes, brownish black swooped hair, and toned body with abs. His soft voice makes every girl melt. He’s super sweet and kind once you meet him. Don’t get on Chris’ bad side. When he even stares at a girl, that girl is very lucky. He’s tall and athletic and somewhat smart but he is also a chill dude. He loves to play video games with his friends. Girls like him but he only likes one girl. He is willing to always be there for her and protect her. That girl, is very lucky.

Boy 1: Aye bro, is it just me or do I see Chris staring at that girl all the time?
Boy 2: I see that too...

by ShortShortGurl143 January 3, 2019

Chris trank

An asian with straight fire shoes and an awesome little skateboard thing (that is not a techdeck)

Damn look at his shoes, wow what a chris trank!

by imzapro April 26, 2010

Chris

His drip is hard it rains

Dude look Chris drip so hard it started raining 🥶

by Alexsmokesrice March 3, 2021

Like a chris

Like a chris

When you be a pussy taking a covid test like a Chris

by Gim with a G March 27, 2022

Chris

Nope. Go fuck yourself Chris. I won't be redeemed for your amusement and I won't lift a finger for a positive outcome. The decision has been made and it's final.

Hym "I don't have to accept the veil of ignorance. Go fuck yourself Chris."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Chris

Honestly, if you haven’t seen this guys huge whale cock then honestly you are missing out. He’s a nice guy, and people may either call him YoungMoneyChris or the Albanian king. All in all huge whale cock and huge horse cock ready for his next victim to absolutely obliterate they’re ass holes. Watch out.

Yoooo, that Chris guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night

by Ctbayern November 22, 2021