jellyfish vagina 

the event in which a womans vagina has tentacles and the ability to suck anything and everything in a close distance from it, including the male genitalia.

PERSON1 "dude, where's my car?"
PERSON2 "i dont know, where'd you go last night?"
PERSON1 "oh, well i parked at @#$$##@@#'s house and went to get pizza.."
PERSON3 "oh shit man, you didnt know? @#$$##@@# has a jellyfish vagina..it's probably somewhere in her esophagus by now"

jellyfish vagina by aaalllllldddaaayyy August 6, 2009

floppy vagina 

a pre-operation trans-sexual man who currently has a penis but refuses to call it one by naming it a "floppy vagina"

would you like to lick my floppy vagina?

floppy vagina by Lsv January 1, 2004

sand vagina 

the most enourmas vagina in the world made completely out of sand

I fell into a sand vagina just the other day, I didnt want to go inside of it but my friends they called me gay

sand vagina by ScarryLarry October 7, 2003

Shetland Vagina 

A smaller than average vagina.Tiny the smallest you've ever seen.

Her vagina was REALLY small but that's good it fit my average sized penis. It looked like a Shetland vagina!

Shetland Vagina by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012

sand in your vagina

a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated

Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?

sand in your vagina by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Raisin Vagina 

A wrinkly ass

I had sex with that raisin vagina

Raisin Vagina by PR0XIDIAN March 4, 2010

chocolate vagina (chocolate V) 

feces surrounding and/or within the vagina

A chocolate vagina (chocolate V) occurs when a woman is sitting down and attempts to fart, but instead, is suprised to find that diarrhea is powering its way forward through the lips of her vagina...quite messy.

chocolate vagina (chocolate V) by Coco-hoohoo September 24, 2006