hand angel sock

a sex act involving a hand job with socks on your hands where the cum goes everywhere.

Come on baby, it's my birthday. can I get a hand angel sock?

by sock puppet master 69 March 9, 2025

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Cum sock

When your homie shows you his cum sock under his bed he has been hiding

John:Bro look at my cum sock under my bed.
Mike: Ew WTF Bro that sock is harder then a rock.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

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Poop Sock

When you do not have toilet paper and you use your sock as a replacement

Dude, I ran out of toilet paper had to use a poop sock.

by ConcealedUnicorn May 31, 2018

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Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi

Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know

by lpsoldier July 28, 2019

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